- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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