sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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