A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

i just pooped that is all!

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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