What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Womens rights !

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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