Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Woman rights.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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