- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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