Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Yo Mama just died.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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women's rights, lol

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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