What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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The Moon Landing.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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