What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Winter

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Obamacare

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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