- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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