how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Womens rights !

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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