- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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