A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Where's the dick??? east

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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black people

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Winter

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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