- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

i just pooped that is all!

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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