What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Womens rights !

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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