- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

"Knock knock." "No."

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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