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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

david weres the slug gone

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What did death say to life? Go die

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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