- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Me Neither.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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