- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Charles Manson is innocent.

what did the old lady die of old age...

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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