Homosexualism is so gay man

Elizabeth Warren

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

whats 69+2? 71

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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