Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Jerry.

mental kid

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Penis

Obama.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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