- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

3 like an eel

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

the holocaust

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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