What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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