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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

3 like an eel

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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