Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

flavin's head

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Wait what? I did not type that!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

a black man did not eat chicken.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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