- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

George Bush.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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