Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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