Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the peanut say to the jelly

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Anti Joke

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