I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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69

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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