Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Penis.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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the WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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