A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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