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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

i had sex.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

9/11

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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