why was the boy crying he had cancer

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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