- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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