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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Knock knock. Who's there?

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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