How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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