Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Women's rights.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What happened to my sunglasses?

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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