Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Hey, Max!!

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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