- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

George Bush.

a black man did not eat chicken.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

neil likes pube toast

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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