what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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