Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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whats 69+2? 71

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Obama.

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Jerry.

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Penis

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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mental kid

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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