- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Mahmy

your mom is so stupid she got raped

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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