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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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