Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Cancer

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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