who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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