im a willy bum bum

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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