Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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what's up? my penis.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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