Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Get on your knees Ho

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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david weres the slug gone

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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