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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Sarah Palin

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Asians.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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