how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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