Asians.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Moooo

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Sarah Palin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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