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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Ain't idn't a word.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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