Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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GONNA

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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This is not a joke

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Anti Joke

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