- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Obama

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Lewis

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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