What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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