- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Christianity

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

balls

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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