Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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