- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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