- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Ain't idn't a word.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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