People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Sarah Palin

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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