What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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This is not a joke

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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