Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Yock

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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