What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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your moms my other ride

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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