- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

who is awesome? no one...

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What? Why?

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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