A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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sky's sty

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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