- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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