- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What is white and black and red all over.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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