- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Face...the other white meat!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

smell the vitamin C

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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