- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

haha Otarts was here

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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