What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Not a joke.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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