This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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I'm hungry.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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