A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

KONY 2012

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Make me famous

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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