What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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