What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Make me famous

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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