Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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